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One day, I was working at a help desk and a lady called "Will I be
able to send emails and surf the Internet if I plug my laptop into the
cigarette lighter in my car?" "No, Mam. You need to connect to a cable
modem or a phone wire" I replied. "Well, how come I can use my cell
phone to talk to someone when it is hooked to the cigarette lighter?"
More Humor...
Q. - How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. - Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets
$2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.
Q: - How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: - None, Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(tm) as the new
industry standard.
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Classic Bill Gates Quote!
"There are people who don't like capitalism, and people who don't like
PCs. But there's no-one who likes the PC who doesn't like Microsoft"
Toilet Joke (Webmonkey E-zine - www.webmonkey.com)
"Wednesday, 8 December 1999
So far, most Internet radio has been just as good as real radio -
assuming you were listening to an AM station through a toilet-paper tube
deep down in some subterranean cave."
